the-wierdo:

OMFG IM SO FUCKING STUPID SO I WAS EATING THESE S’MORE POP TARTS THAT I BOUGHT AND I WAS LIKE EW WHY DOES THIS TASTE SO WEIRD BUT I KEPT ON EATING IT UNTIL I REALIZED YOU’RE MEANT TO TOAST IT FUCK MY LIFE.

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

hoodooloo:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i remember when i was 7 i got really mad at my brother so i pulled all the heads off of my barbie dolls and hanged them over his bed while he was sleeping and when he woke up he pissed himself and cried for 3 hours

You must have been a wonderful child

i also put a worm in his pasta and he never noticed

yeezied:

i like this gif because it looks like zayn’s gleefully strangling me

stylespanks:

how do you study without crying

(Source: homleschapel)

teamrocketexecutivetyler:

tardiz:

if u guys ever feel uncoordinated just remember that sometimes a sloth will mistake its own arm for a treebranch, grab it, and fall to their death

this is the saddest thing I have read in my entire life